You know how milk cartons have expiration dates on them, and then there's a name next to it? My kids have it in their minds that the name is the name of the cow that produced the milk their drinking. Whenever we get a new carton, Paige asks, "What is the name of our cow this time?" It's so adorable that I just don't have it in my heart to correct them.
So, Dairy Cow Eric, thank you so much for providing our sustenance this week. We greatly appreciate all you do and sacrifice on behalf of our family.