Absent: Dad out of town
Crime Scene: Mom and Dad's Bathroom
Description:
Doorbell rings. Mom answers door. Culprits 2 & 3 (joined by a third accomplice, who shall remain nameless) arrive on scene.
Mom walks in to discover three small suspects surrounding the toilet, washing each other's hair with the water. Culprit 3 held a toothbrush in his hand. Culprit 3 was caught dipping toothbrush in water and then "brushing" his teeth. (Said toothbrush not shown in pictures.)
Culprit 1 uses toilet (number 1 and number 2). Culprit 1 does not flush. Culprit 1 leaves toilet seat up. Culprit 1 leaves light on. Culprit 1 leaves door wide open. Culprit 1 disappears.
Doorbell rings. Mom answers door. Culprits 2 & 3 (joined by a third accomplice, who shall remain nameless) arrive on scene.
Mom walks in to discover three small suspects surrounding the toilet, washing each other's hair with the water. Culprit 3 held a toothbrush in his hand. Culprit 3 was caught dipping toothbrush in water and then "brushing" his teeth. (Said toothbrush not shown in pictures.)
Possibly the most disgusting scene ever witnessed by Mom.
Date: Thursday, February 24
Absent: Dad at work
Crime Scene: Mom and Dad's Bathroom
Description:
Culprit 1 uses toilet (number 1 ONLY this time). Culprit 1 does not flush. Culprit 1 leaves toilet seat up. Culprit 1 leaves light on. Culprit 1 leaves door wide open. Culprit 1 disappears.
Phone rings. Mom answers. Culprits 2 & 3 arrive on scene.
Mom walks in to discover suspects surrounding toilet (for the second week in a row). Mom screams ("Ahhhhhhhh"). Dad walks in the door from a long day at work. Culprits are dripping with toilet water (off the nose dripping). Toilet paper covers surrounding floor. Walls are dripping of toilet water and wadded up toilet paper.
As all three culprits bathe, Mom plunges toilet and discovers a toy train.
They tell me that I'll miss this.
I have my doubts.
